So I’m in the copy room, making copies, minding my own business. The following scene occurs:

Woman is tending to some printing/copying.
Man enters.
Man: Hey, do you have a few minutes for me at 10?
Woman: Sure! I’ve got time for you at midnight tonight!

I’m sure it was meant in an innocent way, like “I’ve got time for you anytime“, but the scene that played out in my head was much different. :)