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This evening, in the kitchen:
I have a full set of pub glasses (see left). They’re pretty big, but they’re just glasses. After all, regardless of the size of a glass, if you get it dirty, it’s about the same effort to clean it… |
Category Archives: Quotes
Thursday
You’ve all missed out on a wonderful conversation…
J: What day is it?
A: Wednesday.
J: *checks calendar* Hmm, it’s Thursday.
A: No, it’s Wednesday, yesterday was Tuesday.
J: Er, no, it’s 2:30am, it’s officially Thursday.
A: Did you check the calendar?
J: Yes, and it says it’s Thursday.
A: No, it’s Wednesday!
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Cutting Tape
Adrienne’s upstairs, I can’t see her, but I can hear her quite clearly:
I’m just gonna cut this tape… hmm there’s a saw… I’ll use the saw… OWWW!
I’ll be O-K!
Hmmmm.
The List That Should Be Completed Digitally
Adrienne and I were discussing what we need to do so we can move to Sweden, and she grabs a pad of paper and asks:
“What should we call this list?
And of course, my reply was:
“The list that should be completed digitally.”
Whereupon, she faithfully titles the page until I point out her mistake. “The list that should be .. bah!”
Like a Giraffe
“I have a really long neck, I’m like a giraffe.”
Jeremy Cole 