You’ve all missed out on a wonderful conversation…
J: What day is it?
A: Wednesday.
J: *checks calendar* Hmm, it’s Thursday.
A: No, it’s Wednesday, yesterday was Tuesday.
J: Er, no, it’s 2:30am, it’s officially Thursday.
A: Did you check the calendar?
J: Yes, and it says it’s Thursday.
A: No, it’s Wednesday!
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