Adrienne is on a conquest to rid the world of ants. I think she is losing. They are resilient.
You know what? Where’s the vacuum?
Category Archives: Adrienne Quotes
On the porch…
Today, as we’re deciding what to do:
Jeremy: We need to clean the Jeep out…
Adrienne: We gonna take the backseat out?
Jeremy: Maybe.
Adrienne: We could probably put it on the porch…
Adrienne’s true redneck roots are showing…
Smaller Glasses
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This evening, in the kitchen:
I have a full set of pub glasses (see left). They’re pretty big, but they’re just glasses. After all, regardless of the size of a glass, if you get it dirty, it’s about the same effort to clean it… |
Thursday
You’ve all missed out on a wonderful conversation…
J: What day is it?
A: Wednesday.
J: *checks calendar* Hmm, it’s Thursday.
A: No, it’s Wednesday, yesterday was Tuesday.
J: Er, no, it’s 2:30am, it’s officially Thursday.
A: Did you check the calendar?
J: Yes, and it says it’s Thursday.
A: No, it’s Wednesday!
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Cutting Tape
Adrienne’s upstairs, I can’t see her, but I can hear her quite clearly:
I’m just gonna cut this tape… hmm there’s a saw… I’ll use the saw… OWWW!
I’ll be O-K!
Hmmmm.
Jeremy Cole 