In case you live in the dark ages (that is, before RSS) and haven’t heard, MySQL Camp II is next week at Polytechnic University in Brooklyn, NY. Sign up and head over there, slackers!

I will be there to talk about Proven Scaling, HiveDB, DorsalSource, and much more! Send me a note if you’d like to meet up or talk about something specific. I will also have ample Proven Scaling bottle openers (photo thanks to Colin Charles) to be distributed!