Every time you call T-Mobile, their automated system asks the following question:

Would you mind taking a short survey at the end of this call? It will take only two minutes, and it won’t count against your minutes usage. Please say yes, or no.

If I answer “yes”, does that mean “Yes, I mind, and I don’t want to take it”, or “Yes, I’d be happy to take it” ?

Ambiguity sucks…