On a Southwest flight from Cleveland to Las Vegas we had a stop in Nashville. One of the passengers that got on in Nashville left me with this nugget which I won’t soon forget:

Guy: Y’all aint seen nobody wid a towel on they head, ‘av ya?
Me: *blank, disbelieving stare*
Guy: Ah, OK just lemme know if you do.

He then proceeded to take up at least 4 inches of my personal space for the entire duration of a four-hour flight. That, however, is another story.