My luggage is MIA. It’s at Amsterdam airport, was completely missing until earlier today, when I got an email from Menzies Avaition’s baggage handling department, saying they had found it in the bathroom.

So, someone tried to steal my bag, found out it contained only dirty socks and underwear and such, and left it in the bathroom. Now it’s in the hands of KLM baggage services. At least I’ll get it back!