Today, when discussing dual LCD monitors versus one larger LCD monitor:

Bala: When it comes to toys, size always matters.

No comment. :)

Guy 1: That’s why he’s got the PhD…
Guy 2: Nah, it’s because he spent all that time under the teacher’s desk…
PhD Guy: Ahh! You’re so coarse!

I added a new category, “HOTCW”, or “Heard over the cubicle wall”.

This is where I will place things heard at work. Nothing confidential of course. :) To start out:

Guy1: Pole Dancing is an Olympic sport now, you know.
Guy2: Really?
Guy3: No, that’s Pole VAULTING.