Adrienne and I were discussing what we need to do so we can move to Sweden, and she grabs a pad of paper and asks:

“What should we call this list?

And of course, my reply was:

“The list that should be completed digitally.”

Whereupon, she faithfully titles the page until I point out her mistake. “The list that should be .. bah!”

“I have a really long neck, I’m like a giraffe.”