I am not a Checklist Tourist

It seems like India’s entire tourism business is aimed towards what I’ll call “checklist tourists” — people that go places and are only interested in “seeing” the place and taking one picture to prove they were there. I am not one of those people.

When I visit a place, I want to feel the place, to explore it at my own pace, to see the locals and their customs. I want to take pictures of the soul of the place. Whether that’s random pictures of monkeys, macros of flowers, pictures of a road… it doesn’t matter. I am not that interested in taking the same picture you can buy on a two cent postcard. I want to be original.

Normally when I go to a country, I try not to look like a tourist. I try to blend in, to feel the culture, to be part of the culture. It’s (obviously) a bit harder in India than in Europe, but I try anyway. India’s tourism business is tailored towards pushing as many Americans as possible through the checklist. “Come here, see this.”, “Come come..”, they are always rushing you, always leading you, not going with you. That is not my style.

I am not a checklist tourist.

No Thanks, and Leaky Cups

I went to Mysore and Hassan over the weekend. Very cool stuff. Indians drive completely insane.

Many many many people try to sell you things if you look like a tourist in India. I’ve lost track of the number of times I’ve said “No Thanks”. I’ll put the pictures online when I get home.

On another note, paper cups in India tend to be leaky. I’ve had two today that drip from the bottom seal. Ramesh had one at lunch that squirted. :)

Heading to Bangalore

Tomorrow I’m flying to Bangalore, India via Seoul, South Korea and Mumbai, India:

I’ll be visiting Yahoo! India and giving them some training on MySQL. I’m hoping for nice weather and really nice food! I’ll be sure to take plenty of pictures for the gallery.

Here’s my itinerary:

From San Francisco to Bangalore:

Depart San Francisco  Mar 30 @ 13:20        Korean Air 24
Arrive Seoul          Mar 31 @ 19:00        (12h40m)
Depart Seoul          Mar 31 @ 20:50        Korean Air 655
Arrive Mumbai         Apr  1 @ 02:10        (8h50m)
Depart Mumbai         Apr  1 @ 06:15        Indian Airlines 105
Arrive Bangalore      Apr  1 @ 07:45        (1h30m)

From Bangalore to San Francisco:

Depart Bangalore      Apr 11 @ 22:30        Jet Airways 2412
Arrive Mumbai         Apr 12 @ 00:45        (2h15m)
Depart Mumbai         Apr 12 @ 04:00        Korean Air 656
Arrive Seoul          Apr 12 @ 14:45        (7h15m)
Depart Seoul          Apr 12 @ 18:15        Korean Air 23
Arrive San Francisco  Apr 12 @ 12:35        (10h20m)

Vulgar Tongue

This weekend I found a truly entertaining and enlightening read: The 1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue by Francis Grose on the Gutenberg Project. Some nice excerpts:

BASKET-MAKING. The good old trade of basket-making;
copulation, or making feet for children’s stockings.

BED-MAKER. Women employed at Cambridge to attend
on the Students, sweep his room, &c. They will put their
hands to any thing, and are generally blest with a pretty
family of daughters: who unmake the beds, as fast as they
are made by their mothers.

DUTCH FEAST. Where the entertainer gets drunk before
his guest.

HOPPER-ARSED. Having large projecting buttocks: from
their resemblance to a small basket, called a hopper or
hoppet, worn by husbandmen for containing seed corn,
when they sow the land.

MARRIAGE MUSIC. The squalling and crying of children.

OYSTER. A gob of thick phlegm, spit by a consumptive
man; in law Latin, UNUM VIRIDUM GOBBUM

RUM DOXY. A fine wench. CANT.

SHITING THROUGH THE TEETH. Vomiting. Hark ye,
friend, have you got a padlock on your arse, that you shite
through your teeth? Vulgar address to one vomiting.

Read up and enjoy!