Archive for the ‘HOTCW’ Category

Hate for Internet Explorer

January 25, 2007

Heard over the cubicle wall at a customer site today:

“I know your hate for IE knows no bounds…”

To reason why…

September 19, 2006

Heard from a colleague today while consulting:

Ours is not to reason why, ours is to reboot and retry!

Haven’t heard that one before. ;)

Side Effects

April 8, 2006

From the weekly beer:30 our group has on Fridays came this great quote, while we were talking about Guy1′s upcoming baby:

Guy1: (Talking about how ovulation testers are wonderful..)
Guy2: Are there any side effects?
Guy1: Uh, you pee on a stick. Side effect: You peed on your hand…
Guy2: Oh…

“Food” from a can…

February 28, 2006

Guy: You know, just about everything that’s food you can squirt out of a can is delicious…

I’m not so sure. I’ve never been a fan of “food” squirted from cans… easy cheese, canned whipped cream… blech.

Cock-a-Leekie

February 14, 2006

Heard over the cubicle wall today:

Guy: Cock-a-Leekie soup? Cock-a-Leekie… that sounds like something you need antibiotics for.

Yes, “Cock-a-Leekie Soup” was on the menu yesterday. Apparently it’s Scottish.


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