Adrienne is on a conquest to rid the world of ants. I think she is losing. They are resilient.
You know what? Where’s the vacuum?
Archive for the ‘Adrienne Quotes’ Category
Adrienne v. Ants
August 6, 2007On the porch…
May 21, 2005Today, as we’re deciding what to do:
Jeremy: We need to clean the Jeep out…
Adrienne: We gonna take the backseat out?
Jeremy: Maybe.
Adrienne: We could probably put it on the porch…
Adrienne’s true redneck roots are showing…
Smaller Glasses
September 8, 2004
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This evening, in the kitchen:
I have a full set of pub glasses (see left). They’re pretty big, but they’re just glasses. After all, regardless of the size of a glass, if you get it dirty, it’s about the same effort to clean it… |
Thursday
September 2, 2004You’ve all missed out on a wonderful conversation…
J: What day is it?
A: Wednesday.
J: *checks calendar* Hmm, it’s Thursday.
A: No, it’s Wednesday, yesterday was Tuesday.
J: Er, no, it’s 2:30am, it’s officially Thursday.
A: Did you check the calendar?
J: Yes, and it says it’s Thursday.
A: No, it’s Wednesday!
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Cutting Tape
September 2, 2004Adrienne’s upstairs, I can’t see her, but I can hear her quite clearly:
I’m just gonna cut this tape… hmm there’s a saw… I’ll use the saw… OWWW!
I’ll be O-K!
Hmmmm.
